if it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

last night,
i laughed.
i laughed so hard,
i cried.
i cried so hard,
i sobbed.
i sobbed so hard,
i coughed.
i coughed so hard,
i had an asthma attack.
i asthma-ed so hard,
i passed out.
and slept like a log.
a little log of happiness,
all because of lewis black.


http://comedians.jokes.com/lewis-black/videos/lewis-black---college-horse/