how does the ugly duckling turn into a swan? isn't that a species change?

for the record, i tried to blog yesterday.
blogger wouldn't let me.
fail blog.

also for the record, i am choking on the juice of a grape.
not to be confused with grape juice.
they are very different, indeed.

i think it's actually triggering an athsma attack.
bummer.

ummm..... what else.....

OOOOOH OOOOH OOOOOOOOOOH!

never do business with your spouse. slash partner. slash significant other.
it sucks even more when they screw you over than when some random jerk does.

oh, and, the goslings are out.
they're fluffy.
and awkward.
they're my one source of happiness right now.
hooray for the goslings.